Friday, May 24, 2013

It Ain't No Fun: Dwyane Wade and LeBron James Just Pass Paul George Around For Game-Winners

Dwyane Wade told LeBron James to blow by Paul George for the game-winner because The Dogg Pound said it best, "It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none."

In the last two seasons, both Wade and LeBron have hit game-winners on Paul George.

First up is Wade's assist to LeBron for the game-tying three in regulation on March 10, 2012 (notice how Wade blows by George the same way LeBron did in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals) and then Wade's game-winner over George off his legendary pump fake.

Wade fouled out of Game 1 of the ECF and the message was simple:
"There's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it
Cause he ain't nothing but a bitch to me
And y'all know that bitches ain't shit to me"

LeBron's response was as classic and smooth as Snoop Dogg himself: 

"I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes!"

Even after having two game-winners scored on him in consecutive seasons, Paul George still wants more.

Paul George had his chance - twice. He needs to move on and let somebody else have a shot. Maybe Lance Stephenson

I'm sure Wade is like:

"I'm D-Wade ho
You'll never be my only one... trick ass biiiiiiiiiiiiitch"

LeBron is probably like:

"Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger
How many bitches wanna fuck this n***a named LeBron James
I'm all the above
I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes
But see... 
it ain't no fun
If my homies can't get a taste of it
Cause you know I don't love em"

So who's the next HEAT player to hit a game-winner on Paul George - Ray Allen? Mario Chalmers?

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