Fuck those threes he hit in Game 7 of the NBA Finals. I've only been proud of Shaved Monkey Nuts (aka Shane Battier) once since he joined the Miami HEAT.
What did Shaved Monkey Nuts do to make me proud? He responded to @Unique1019TH, a HEAT fan on twitter and contributor to this blog, with a CLASSIC DM.
@ShaneBattier Can you send a ShoutOut to @MIA_Heat_Index? He's one of your biggest fans
— Tracy D'Ninja (@Unique1019_TH) July 27, 2013
Fuck Duke. Fuck black athletes that think it's OK to celebrate a championship by eating at Denny's, and fuck being like the rest of the bloggers that think that shit's a cool story.
I don't want to be 1 of the corporate heaux bloggers this sick, racist and corrupt world accepts. I don't do this blog for mainstream acceptance.
So I'm proud that Shaved Monkey Nuts thinks I'm ignorant and clueless. It just confirms that I'm onto something.
And I still hope a hurricane blows his new home outta Coral Gables...
Hopefully #ShavedMonkeyNuts new house won't survive hurricane season RT @hothothoops: Shane Battier drops $3.22 mil on Coral Gables house
— reservoirgod (@MIA_Heat_Index) July 25, 2013
More Battier Beef:
- The Origin of Shaved Monkey Nuts
- Why I Hate Shaved Monkey Nuts
- The Good, the Battier & the Ugly of HEAT Free Agency
- Where's the Value of Shaved Monkey Nuts' Defense?
- Shaved Monkey Nuts Is Stressed Out